Britney Spears recently announced that she’s changed her name to River Red. The singer, 41, looked fantastic in a skimpy Coca-Cola bandeau and a matching miniskirt while dancing to Attention by Omah Lay and Justin Bieber.
In the caption of her Thursday Instagram post, she discussed her ‘manic meltdown’ at a restaurant in Los Angeles on Friday night, claiming she was ‘tipsy’.
The Womanizer songstress penned: ”I’ve been at my Aunt Suzy’s house, we made 3 pies to give at church service this Sunday ⛪️ !!! I hear the men prefer the cherry and the women prefer banana!!!”
”Either way … the news of me being tipsy in the news then exploiting my past is a clever way to make me look like a pardoned woman that we can look at and say AWWW !!!”
”My neighborhood friend says I will pay for it the rest of my life !!! I’m sorry dear friend but if you ever got a taste of my pie … I could finally deliver it with my beautiful ass …
think my ignorant ways of trusting these TRUSTEES might have no where else to look …. not at an ice bowl or to show relevance but maybe MY ASS to intertwine real church service verses a blind sighted set up … which one????”
She concluded: ”Pssss different edit of RED !!!!”
Posting a photo of Mars later on, she wrote: ”A bright one … easy does it !!! Thank you, childhood friend, I found my ball … don’t underestimate the power of purity !!!”
”I see right through it all … it has liquid and is wet … it’s playful and has mass !!! I changed my name to River Red!!! Yet the fire is where it illuminates … to stare at it and jump right in with no fear at all !!!!”
”S**t. Now I have to find my FORK!!!”
The VMA winner went on to confirm her new name by changing it on her Instagram profile. It comes after Britney responded to rumors about her former boyfriend Justin Timberlake, clarifying her new heart tattoo ‘had nothing to do with an ex in the past’.